Beloved PC Master
Race:
Rarely buys a game
honestly, download it for free most of the time AKA torrents, hello
“noblemen”
Blames the console
gamers because their “shitte” gear obligates developers to
downgrade the quality of the graphics in order to fit into the
inferior console
The Xbox and
PlayStation are the same for them: that being said, ironically, the
Xbox is a Microsoft product
That reminds me, oh,
they suck Bill Gates dick constantly. Antivirus, Microsoft Office
(doesn’t come for free once you buy the OS, you need to pay an
extra). The system does upgrade every fucking day with some shit that
actually makes the PC slower and slower
LOTS of crashes,
overheating, in-game bugs, patches, frozen screens
>Any probs, fam?
(asks the PC seller)
>Yeah, I was
playing Black Flag yesterday and the screen got frozen. Literally. I
couldn’t move!
>Mmm. An hardware
update should fix it.
>Tell me more,
please!
>The
Ultramegaspinx Cheetah 250890 Professional came out yesterday. It can
run any game...so far. Just 500 dollars, kid.
>Splendid! (Buys
it)
A few months later…
>Mmm...sire, I
have a probl…
>No worries, kid.
The brand new, fresh and powerful Bit-Bitter Caelum Thunderfuck for
Power Players Edition Graphic Card just came out last week. It should
get the job done!
>Amazing!
>Also, remember
to pray to Lord Gaben before every meal. By the way, how are you
doing with your overweight?
Also calls the
-original- Skyrim “Skyrim Vanilla” on Facebook...apparently, the
authentic ones are the versions tuned up with lot of Mods
“Moh console makes
yar console’s games”: Then, make a game for me. Better yet, make
yourself your own game console-hating-blaming lil’ fapper, we both
will be glad.
One of the best
shots of the average PC autist gamer: “The console gets obsolete
every year”
You don’t say? Oh,
boy…
The PS3 was out in
2006. It can -still- run games in 2016 that’s a 10-year lifespan.
The oldest i5 Intel Processor (because AMD users are suckers,
according to the Thalmor/NSDAP/KGB PC members) came out in 2008.
Before Steam, there
was nothing.
PC games: Strategy,
FPS and RPG. Nothing else. Anything besides that, you got if from
consoles.
Obsessed with
graphics and FPS. Don’t mind to spend more than 300 dollars
periodically in order to be as fresh as posible, otherwise the PC
Master Race’s Inquisitors will come after them and kick them out of
the “club”
Apple-like minded
personality and marketing: New hardware every month… yet the
console gets old in a heartbeat…
“Keyboard and Mice
are better than Controller”
No comments on this
(though, I admit, the Mice is better for FPS and strategy games)
Another shot from
the thypical “Mastah race memba”:
“The console is
better because there’s a console 2”. PC 0, Console 1.
Hahaha.
Windows is currently
in is 10 release, yet most people uses the 7 (still)
but, but, I got you,
brah, did you mean that the PC you have is the same you had just FIVE
years ago??
It’s like the
Argonauts ship metaphor. If you replace the motherfucking boat’s
parts eventually (yet, conserving its structure) sooner or later
isn’t gonna be the same boat. Ergo, what is original from your PC
from 4 years ago can’t be considered as new as a hardware you just
upgraded a few weeks ago, motherfucker.
Last but not least,
if you’re so fucking superior, and soooo fucking awesome, then, why
the fuck do you attack the INFERIOR console “peasant” gamers? I
started this thread to attack you, but 99% of the time are you
bastards the ones who start insulting and shit. If the
console...sorry...if the PLAY STATION is soooo bad, then why do you
fucking even mind about it? Ever heard the phrase: “A lion doesn’t
care what does sheeps think of him”?? Then, apply it to your
philosophy, motherfucker.
I use Ubuntu, btw.
I’m poor, ignorant
and shit.
Whatever.
Fuck you, radicals.
Remember: no bugs,
no glitches, no pussy.
Peace.
Fuck you, again.
Cheers.
